Would you work on an Offshore Rig?
by russelltwyce on Aug.21, 2010, under Money
During this year, the BP (is that British Petroleum or Bad Planning) gulf oil spill has captured the headlines but there is still plenty of offshore oilfield activity that has continued unabated. So here is my question. Would you work on an Offshore Rig?
CLICK HERE FOR OFFSHORE RIG JOBS
CAREER EXPERIENCE
NAVY MARINE ENGINEERING MECHANIC
Operated and maintained the ship’s main boilers and propulsion equipment. Performed rounds to ensure the steam and mechanical systems were functioning correctly.
Achievements
• Graduated top of the class in Marine Engineering School.
• Served at sea during cold war and the Falklands war.
• Member of the ship’s fire and damage control crew.
• Qualified Marksman and Ship’s Diver.
CFR FIRE FIGHTER / FIRE CHIEF
Attending crash fire rescue emergencies, disaster planning and testing with simulated exercises, conducting fire prevention and safety programs, OH&S investigations, maintaining fire apparatus & equipment, ensuring compliance with standards, completing paperwork, budgeting and inventory, supervising and training up to 6 firefighters, periodically acting as Airport Manager.
Achievements
• Compiled an in-depth training manual emulated by other departments.
• Devised and implemented a faster system of recharging fire retardant.
• Invited to coordinate other industry disaster exercise and assist with perfecting procedures.
PROCESS OPERATOR AND QUALITY CONTROL
Strand Board Plant,
Operating the log waferizing process in an efficient manner, doing maintenance and housekeeping, oversee the safety of green-end utility workers, conducting quality control and ensuring standards.
Achievements
• As part of the plant start-up crew, instituted new procedures.
• Wrote the emergency procedures manual and compiled into as a self-searching computer program.
SAFETY SUPERVISOR – STATION MANAGER
Safety Supervisor
Providing H2S safety supervision during gas production testing. Supported medics and other safety personnel in the field from a sub-shop.
CERTIFICATIONS
*Note – This list also contains qualifications I’ve held that may be currently expired.
• Steam Engineer (military).
• High School by GED – Achieved subject scores up to 2nd year university levels.
• Supervisor and management training.
• Disaster Planning – Emergency Preparedness College.
• Fire Fighter Levels I, II, III & IV.
• St. John’s Ambulance First Aid – Instructor Rating.
• WHMIS & TDG – Instructor Rating.
• H2S, Ground Disturbance, HazMat Response, Confined Space Entry and Elevated Rescue.
EQUIPMENT OPERATION
*Note – This is with varying degrees of experience but I can become proficient with any.
• Tree Falling – Chain-Saw, Feller-Buncher and Tree Shear (mounted on a bulldozer)
• Log Forwarding – Cable Skidder and Grapple Skidder
• Log Loading and Decking – Button-Top Loader and Wheeled Loader
• Snow-Clearing & Runway Maintenance – Plow Truck c/w Sweeper and Snow-Blower
• Construction & Landscaping– Cats (Large and Small), Front-End Loader and Skid-Steer
• Steam Powered Destroyer – Boilers, Turbine Engine, Turbo-alternator, Evap-plant
• Fire Apparatus – Pumper Trucks, Crash Vehicles, Hydraulic & Pneumatic Rescue Tools
LICENCES & RECORD
• Class 4 with a clean abstract (A few traffic tickets but no DUI – Ever)
• Passport & Bondable
Lotto Mania
by russelltwyce on Aug.20, 2010, under Money
What if you could win lottery prizes 50% of the time?
What would your life be like if you could apply the law of attraction to lotto results? Manifesting works in some mysterious ways. What if your attracting money has brought you to this web page?
When I shower at night
by russelltwyce on Jul.28, 2010, under b4Ugo
When I shower at night, I think of you. Most will have no idea what I’m talking about but you do. While showering in the morning, my mind is on the coming day. EFF! This was a much better idea for a post while I was actually in the shower, but now is is turning out lame. Oh well. I’ll leave it here for now and head off for my evening shower. And I’ll think of you, naturally.
BTW, last night I won $1100.00 in the casino last night. Wouldn’t you like to have the law of attraction working for you, instead of against? It’s like the difference between showering in the morning or in the evening.
Are you attractive to the law of attraction?
by russelltwyce on Jul.10, 2010, under Law of Attraction
Attractively Magnetize your Attraction Law Factor
Do you suppose the law of attraction is just a pool of good luck? Well, it is. But like a wishing well, you need to toss in a coin into the law of attraction to activate the manifesting properties.
Do you know what happens when you rub two pennies together? A slight magnetic field is created. The attraction charge is too small to be measured but if you recall your high school laws of physics, proven theory tells you that an attractive current WILL be brought into existence. Find a penny, pick it up, and all the day you’ll have good luck — as the freshly found coin rubs against others already in your pocket. Think about it. NO! I mean REALLY think about it and what it means to the law of attraction.
For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction. That is another verified scientific law. BUT, an attraction law action in the material world you’re living in also has an effect in the attraction law non-material ethereal universe and that law of attraction reaction is the opposite. For example, if you give something in the material world, then you have less of what you gave, by the exact amount you contributed. The effect in the law of attraction’s manifest universe is quite different though. There you have more of what you gave and as the opposite of equal is not equal to, you will have a credit of a value greater than you sacrificed – VASTLY greater.
So the only question is how can you attract the huge sum of law of attraction profit that is likely sitting in your ethereal account (karma). My answer is – ‘Why should I tell you?’ What have you ever done for me for me to reciprocate by helping you with attraction law?
Happy Slavery And Corruption Day
by russelltwyce on Jul.01, 2010, under Editorial Posts
To All Canadians on July 1st
At midnight on June 30, the Canadian dictatorship pays for fireworks to celebrate the fact that the Canadian people are still stupidly oblivious to the fact that they are owned by a criminal gang of thieves. HIP HIP HURRAY!
Law and punishment are the method by which a master controls a slave. Taxation is the way a noble squeezes money from an owned serf, the fact of the landlord being a baron or a parliament of liars makes no difference. When a business, organization or wealthy person pays a politician to garner special favor or unfair advantage, as ALL political party sponsors ARE doing, it IS corruption.
Law is a grossly imperfect means of providing social order that is based on slavery principles – there is a much better alternative. Democracy would be a far superior and non0corrupt form of public administration – if we actually had a true democracy.
So celebrate your forced indenture to a heinously corrupt party system of dictatorship government. Watch the fireworks that mark 143 years of serfdom.
The REAL Terrorism
by russelltwyce on Jun.20, 2010, under b4Ugo
The only true terrorists are the fear-mongering media that is propping up the illegitimate governments.
Phone this Terrorism TIPS line and report the government for committing greed and hate crimes against the citizens.
Can anyone who has actually read 1984 not equate the fictional Osama Bin Lauden with the Emmanuel Goldstein character that the mind controlling government invented to prop up their illegitimate regime?
Phone the terrorism tip line and blow a raspberry into the phone operator’s ear and say – “your boss is the terrorist.”
Terrorism TipLine 1-800-420-5805
Call now and report your supposedly elected representative for crimes against humanity!
Rethinking Psychology
by russelltwyce on Jun.17, 2010, under Editorial Posts
Suppose Psychology Theory is Totally WRONG!
The supposed science of psychology is about as advanced as alchemists were when they were trying to convert lead into gold. Take a clear-eyed look around our retarded society and compare what you see to what is taught in universities about psychology. I suspect the problem with psychology is that the corrupt political systems can’t allow people to realize what is ACTUALLY causing most social woes. The rule of law is the MAIN problem. Get rid of that and our world would be a much better place.
The sciences generally scoff at spirituality and that is fine for the physical realm. However, even if our spirits do not derive from a deity they are at least based in the minds and the quackery science of psychology patently refuses to take souls into account. Frankly, trying to understand a human psyche without factoring in the spirit, is like trying to scientifically study light bulbs – while refusing to acknowledge that electricity exists. In harsher words, the entire field of psychology and psychologists are butt heads with their heads up their butt holes.
Yes, human beings are members of the animal kingdom and as Dr Pavlov determined, we do salivate like dogs when shown a juicy treat and we are also subject to classical conditioning. Capitalist governments took that knowledge and have conditioned people to accept a completely corrupt system as benign. But does a dog or a monkey have a soul? What if people have spirits with an intellect that is secondary (or even primary) to the electrical functioning in the organic brain? Is there a think-tank somewhere theorizing on this possibility? Of course there isn’t, because as I said in the previous paragraph, all psychologists take a proctological stance by inserting their craniums up into their rectal cavities.
Fresh Insight on Attraction Law
by russelltwyce on Jun.02, 2010, under b4Ugo, Law of Attraction
The Truth about Attraction Law
Honestly people, most of what you read or buy about the Law of Attraction is utter and complete garbage! Let’s play a game of ‘truth or fiction’ regarding the Attraction Law and we’ll see how you do at picking the true facts.
1. Anyone can work the law of attraction but you must do it correctly.
WRONG! (Okay, it is half right. Anyone can attract with the secret but you don’t need to do it correctly. That bit is nonsense intended to SELL information on the Attraction Law.)
2. The Law of Attraction will give you what you want for nothing – er – after you’ve bought our ebook.
WRONG! (Again, you don’t need any super-duper ebooks or online courses to teach you how to think properly to send a request to the Attraction Law order desk. But the money or favors you want the Law of Attraction to provide is also NOT FREE! – See Question 3 for info on what the Attraction Law actually charges.)
3. Money and goodies will flow to you automatically when you know how to use the Law of Attraction.
WRONG! (There is a cost for EVERYTHING you receive from the Attraction Law BUT the currency you use to pay is not money, gold or anything else material – the true fact about the law of attraction is that you must EARN all you get from the secret.)
4. Rich people have been using the Law of Attraction to reap rich rewards.
WRONG! (I like this one. Yes, rich people use the attraction law to get money they haven’t earned but it is not in reward, the extra cash is a punishment for their hoarding more than they can possibly use. Think about it. What real good is more money when you already have far more than you need? Any extra is just additional weight on a millstone that will drag a soul down into hell.)
How did you do in this very short truth or fiction game on attraction facts? Did the true facts on the Law of Attraction I presented come as a surprise to you? Google will automatically place subliminal messages on this page to buy law of attraction stuff – I DON’T recommend any of them. Instead, I suggest you spend your attraction law money by clicking the ‘Subscribe’ button at the top right.
Let me now ask you this Law of Attraction commentary question – Please think about it.
“If Joe Viagra and Bob Proctologist are actually enjoying the ‘abundance’ of the Law of Attraction that they are trying to sell you, then why can’t they afford to give their amazingly good Attraction Law information away for free?” (Yes. I also charge for my Attraction Law services but true fact is there is a HUGE difference – I’ll explain it on another post.)
I am sane – You are likely not
by russelltwyce on May.24, 2010, under Human 2.0, Mind Control, Rule of Law Sucks
Normal is FAR from sanity
And Accepting Bad Government is INSANE
For this article I’m using ‘not delusional’ as the definition for ‘sane’. I suppose I should provide a definition for ‘delusional’ too. For this post, delusion means something that only seems or appears to be real.
What is reality? Touch yourself. You have physical form – you are real. The physical world is easy – it is real. Concepts are more difficult because they only really exist in the mind. What you perceive of the physical world is also real. Look at yourself in a mirror. Your eyes see yourself as existing and your mind interprets your own being as real – and it is. But let’s tackle a slightly more difficult concept.
Look at the flag flying at your local courthouse. Your eyes detect a colorful tablecloth fluttering at the top of a big metal stick but your mind then attaches a number of concepts to it. You automatically interpret the symbol as representing the nation or the state but that is a trained response – the flag is just a garishly colored cloth attached to a pole. Equating a nation with a flag is not intrinsically rational. But for society to function, some concepts have to be accepted as quasi-real or a condition of chaos might exist. So let’s examine that.
The flag is flying at the courthouse. Is law a delusion that must be deemed as sanity? Absolutely NOT! Law is the WORST delusion that is currently defrauding our troubled world. For one thing, law is FAR to warped and subject to misinterpretation. The twisted logic one’s mind needs to boggle through to arrive at law and bad government is utterly insane. Let’s break it down.
1. The mind has to deem the non-existent nation represented by a flag, as having legitimate authority to pass judgments and enact punishments against people.
2. The supposed authority is a function of another dubious concept called ‘the social contract’ where people relinquish their natural born freedom in return for protection. But this ‘social contract’ isn’t an actually existing document either. It is just a theory postulated during the mid 1700′s. And frankly, it is garbage because law does not ACTUALLY protect people. (See the next item for further explanation of this non-protection concept). Even if a social contract did exist, the government and law are in breach of it, so it should be null and void.
3. Supposedly a court is deciding on an appropriate response to an action that one person performed against another, but the illogical concept of law presumes instead that a theoretical manifestation of the law itself was hurt/broken/damaged. Instead of protecting the people as promised in this highly touted social contract claims, in fact the obtuse rule of law only protects itself from having it’s laws fractured and it also preserves a bad government’s ability to illegitimately withhold our natural freedom.
So here is my point. If you are a ‘law abiding’ citizen, then you are insane because you are believing in some delusional, and patently untrue concepts. Interestingly, one definition of ‘abiding’ is ‘putting up with something bad’. The insane rule-of-law concept certainly does qualify as heinously BAD! I though, am quite sane, or if you suppose that ‘normal’ is sane then I am hyper-sane because I know that law does NOT exist. Neither does the ‘social contract’ that our bad governments use to squash our freedom. I do NOT abide with law and neither should anyone.
I wish that you were sane like me. Then we could overturn the bad governments of today and return sanity to the world. We will all be much better off when that happens.
Canada Customs does NOT have the RIGHT
by russelltwyce on May.20, 2010, under Rule of Law Sucks
Shame on Canadian Customs. I cut short my Asian vacation to return to visit my mother in a palliative care ward but thanks to Customs Canada, at least I will be there in time for the funeral. I’m missed my connection and am stuck overnight in Calgary because the Canada Customs Nazis searched my bags, computer and tried a batter personal questions that Canadian Customs had NO REASONABLE REASON to.
I ultimately refused to answer the Customs Gestapo’s questions and I bluntly said that Customs Canada did NOT have the right to detain me or to search my possessions.
‘We at Customs Canada have the right to do what we want regardless of your permission.’
‘NO. You do not have the right and you will NEVER have the right. What Canadian Customs has is an illegal government’s authority and the armed power to exercise tyranny. That is not the right. So are you going to TASER me to death now as is your custom?’
At this point an additional customs Canada guard was sent out to watch, in case I picked up a feather, stapler or similar deadly weapon of mass destruction.
The customs Canada agents ransacked through my computer and my belongings but of course they did not find anything illegal or contraband. So instead of working on what was evident [nothing], Canada Customs attempted to criminalize me with even more grilling on topics they had no justification for probing into. But that didn’t bear fruit that Canadian Customs could use to bolster their effectiveness stats with either.
We are almost a decade down the pike from 911 and terrorism is just getting worse. More and more civil liberties are jack-booted over by the Nazi governments and their brown shirt functionaries. Few seem to realize (and mass media dares not examine either) that terrorism, sociopathic behavior and many other crimes are exacerbated by and often are actually CAUSED by heavy-handed actions of tyrant government. Examining the true, logical and realistic reasons for terrorism and action at the actual source can make swift inroads against terrorism and the like, that nearly ten-years of worsening state-sponsored atrocities have only worsened.
For example: there is NO LEGITIMATE JUSTIFICATION for customs agents to be pretend police. Canada Customs agents should count the heads coming in and keep records. IF and ONLY IF there is some REASONABLE probable cause for a further inspection, the REAL police might be called in.
But of course my geopolitical opinions are not what a money-greedy and power-ravenous rule-of-law dominating government wants people to hear and consider. Shame Canada customs. I’m NOT a pornographer, a gun runner, a smuggler or a terrorist – BUT you precluded my being able to be at my dying mother’s bedside. Canada Customs is scum! And Canadians really should gain control of their out-of-touch with reality government.
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