Russell Twyce

Do you live on Io?

by on Nov.12, 2009, under Money

Is your inhospitable home on Io?

“I wish I had more green to liven up my life.”  Lester Cash yawned and looked out his small habitat’s portal at the bleak tan landscape of Io.  He had removed himself to the most remote place he could find to get a little peace from those wanted to chew pieces from him. So here he was on one of Jupiter’s moons.

getimg off IoWhen a person is deeply in debt, they may feel that they are living on Io.  Io is one of Jupiter’s four largest moons and living there might even be better than living in the sate of ‘I-owe’ anywhere on Earth.

A person in severe debt might wish for the complete isolation of Io because the bill collector’s calls would suffer a time delay from the vast distance away.

You may live on iO because, in computer terms, your i (income) is smaller than your O (output).  But there are better solutions than moving so far away.

You can blast off from Io: you just need to find money to burn on the ticket. And as with any travel tickets, you have the choice between class.

Economy Class involves reducing your outgo until it is less than your income.

First Class involves increasing your income until it is greater than your outgo. It is just that simple. And there are no other choices, unless it is to run away and hide on Io.

“But from today forward,” the bankrupt recluse on Io said, “I’ll be a pirate! I’ll sail the stellar commerce lanes reaping booty – legally. And I’ll finally be off of Io!”

You can be a Clickbank Pirate and have money to burn.

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