Russell Twyce

I travel 400 km to Red Earth, Alberta. This place is seemingly so named for its near proximity to the world’s inflamed butt hole. Then the road becomes a snow covered trail that a self-respecting goat would not use. Finally, I arrive at a place that civilization didn’t forget: it was just never of any note to anyone but the oil company that decided to punch a hole in the ground here. Why? So that when the planet farts, the captured flatulence can heat your home.

Cheating on taxes is the morally correct thing to do because funds given to a corrupt government will be used for corrupt and evil purposes.

A party system of government is corrupt – period. A party system is corrupt because it is designed to facilitate corruption. The government is corrupt and actively doing Satan’s work, but you can’t prove it because they control the records of their corruption. And so corruption flourishes.

[private_Chevron]Whenever the corrupt party government thinks there is danger of public exposure of their corruption, they destroy the files or declare them as top secret.[/private_Chevron]

[private_Chevron]Cheating on taxes is withholding funds from being used for immoral and evil purposes by the corrupt government.[/private_Chevron]

Short Fiction – set in the near future by Russell Twyce

A teacher stands before her class of Junior High School students.  The fashions and hairstyles have changed much over the last ninety years, but the arrangement of desks and the faces flushed with life of the children remains as it is today.  The history teacher is holding a paper for a pop quiz.

“Quiet now.”  She holds up a flat hand to call for silence and attention.  “Now who can tell me what the three main era’s of the previous 2000 years were called?”  She chose one from amid the small wheat field of raised hands.  “Jilvian?”

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“The first was the dark ages,” a girl answered, “of which not very much was recorded with full accuracy.”

“Correct.  And who will tell us what period came next? Rodagar?”

“Yes mam.”  A blond boy stood up to answer.  “Then came the age of feudalism and serfdom when people were owned by the land and where the land was owned by the nobles.”

“Very good.”  The teacher smiled.  “What was the third?  Jacqeleze?”

“Industrial Age.”  A timid girl answered quickly.  Then she saw the imploring look on her teacher’s face and expanded on her answer.  “It is also known as the second age of feudalism and serfdom.”

“Thank you.”  The teache said.  “Now can someone tell me the difference between the first and second ages of serfdom?  Barklane?”

[private_Chevron]“In the first, the nobles owned the land and the land owned the people.  In the second, the lawyers, police and politicians owned the law and the law owned the people.”

“That’s close, but you missed something important.”

“Nations owned the land and the people?”

“Yes.”  The teacher nodded.  “In order for it to be considered serfdom, human bondage needs to be involved and that was certainly the case when nations were thought of as all-powerful.  Who can remind us of what other overly powerful entities people had to overthrow before they gained real freedom?”

“The corporations that had been given super-human status.”  A boy answered after the teacher nodded at him.  “They had huge revenues and they bought and sold politicians, lawyers and judges.  I think it should be called the black age of corruption and greed.  How were people stupid enough to abide with it?”[/private_Chevron]

“As we covered in the lesson, populations under the two Nazi regimes were repressed mostly by the harsh police action, economic blackmail and a mass media that pumped out propaganda.  Adstell, will you tell us how the two Nazi regimes differed?”

“The German Nazi government was anti-Semitic and the American Nazi government was pro-Semitic.  And while the German Nazis called themselves Nazi, the American Nazi government used the names Democrat and Republican.”

“Fazette, can you elaborate on why the American Nazi government was not named for what it was?”

“The Americans fought the German Nazis during World War Two and so a stigma was attached to the term.  However, the American Nazis were just as racially intolerant of all non-Americans as the German Nazis were.  The American Nazis were also as violently expansionist.  They felt that their strong economic and technical abilities entitled them to crush ‘inferior’ nations, cultures and people.”

“Well done.”  The teacher beamed.  It seemed like her whole class of students were likely to score well on the formal test.  “So for a final question in this quiz, who will describe what finally ended the Nazism and serfdom to give us the wonderful civilization we enjoy today?  I’ll point and you can each offer an answer.”

[private_Chevron]“People started using rockets to colonize the planets, instead of to deliver bombs.”  Shouted James.

“We finally understood that law was only making lawyers rich.  In return for the slavery to it,  law was only really creating even more crime.”  Answered Elsebeth.

“People demanded true democracy and the party dictatorships were abolished.”  Added Seanne.

“National governments were turned into public administrations.”  Intoned Zaig.

“Justice became based on human rights, instead of on a ruler’s supreme power.”  Said Burgret.

“Excellent!”  The teacher applauded.  “Next week we’ll be starting our next module.  That will cover the history of economics.  We start at the gold standard and finish when the criminal greed practices like the commodity futures market and debt based currency were abolished.  Have a great weekend!”[/private_Chevron]

Alfred Nobel would be Ashamed of the Nobel Prize Committee

The (not so noble) Nobel Committee said it gave the prize to Obama for his “efforts to strengthen international diplomacy,” his “vision of and work for a world without nuclear weapons” and for inspiring hope and creating “a new climate in international politics.”

But a behind the scenes quote sums it up better: “If we give Obama the prize, then he might reward Scandinavia with some of his multi-billion dollar bail out money.”

“Who, Obama? So fast? Too fast,” said the winner of the 1983 Nobel Peace Prize, Lech Walesa, “he hasn’t had the time to do anything yet.”

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“It’s never too soon to make a grab at the big pile of cash that Obama is stealing from the future.” A Nobel Foundation official muttered under his breath in response. “We don’t have to worry because the pro-corruption media will spin this blatantly political patronage prize award as an enlightened choice and people will be too stupid to object or think about it for themselves.

What kind of political / economic brownie points could the Nobel Foundation have gotten from giving the the Prize to the long-dead Winston Churchill – who was famous for his war efforts anyways. In the ‘Peace’ category, Neville Chamberlain might’ve been a better selection than Churchill anyways.

In light of Obama’s receiving the Nobel Peace Prize, I’m thinking that perhaps, it should be renamed to the Nobel Foundation’s ‘Piece-of-the-Action’ Prize.

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