Russell Twyce

Would you work on an Offshore Rig?

by russelltwyce on Aug.21, 2010, under Money

During this year, the BP (is that British Petroleum or Bad Planning) gulf oil spill has captured the headlines but there is still plenty of offshore oilfield activity that has continued unabated.  So here is my question.  Would you work on an Offshore Rig?


CLICK HERE FOR OFFSHORE RIG JOBS

CAREER EXPERIENCE
NAVY MARINE ENGINEERING MECHANIC
Operated and maintained the ship’s main boilers and propulsion equipment.  Performed rounds to ensure the steam and mechanical systems were functioning correctly.
Achievements
•    Graduated top of the class in Marine Engineering School.
•    Served at sea during cold war and the Falklands war.
•    Member of the ship’s fire and damage control crew.
•    Qualified Marksman and Ship’s Diver.

CFR FIRE FIGHTER / FIRE CHIEF
Attending crash fire rescue emergencies, disaster planning and testing with simulated exercises, conducting fire prevention and safety programs, OH&S investigations, maintaining fire apparatus & equipment, ensuring compliance with standards, completing paperwork, budgeting and inventory, supervising and training up to 6 firefighters, periodically acting as Airport Manager.
Achievements
•    Compiled an in-depth training manual emulated by other departments.
•    Devised and implemented a faster system of recharging fire retardant.
•    Invited to coordinate other industry disaster exercise and assist with perfecting procedures.
PROCESS OPERATOR AND QUALITY CONTROL
Strand Board Plant,
Operating the log waferizing process in an efficient manner, doing maintenance and housekeeping, oversee the safety of green-end utility workers, conducting quality control and ensuring standards.
Achievements
•    As part of the plant start-up crew, instituted new procedures.
•    Wrote the emergency procedures manual and compiled into as a self-searching computer program.

SAFETY SUPERVISOR – STATION MANAGER
Safety Supervisor
Providing H2S safety supervision during gas production testing.  Supported medics and other safety personnel in the field from a sub-shop.

CERTIFICATIONS
*Note – This list also contains qualifications I’ve held that may be currently expired.
•    Steam Engineer (military).
•    High School by GED – Achieved subject scores up to 2nd year university levels.
•    Supervisor and management training.
•    Disaster Planning – Emergency Preparedness College.
•    Fire Fighter Levels I, II, III & IV.
•    St. John’s Ambulance First Aid – Instructor Rating.
•    WHMIS & TDG – Instructor Rating.
•    H2S, Ground Disturbance, HazMat Response, Confined Space Entry and Elevated Rescue.

EQUIPMENT OPERATION
*Note – This is with varying degrees of experience but I can become proficient with any.
•    Tree Falling – Chain-Saw, Feller-Buncher and Tree Shear (mounted on a bulldozer)
•    Log Forwarding – Cable Skidder and Grapple Skidder
•    Log Loading and Decking – Button-Top Loader and Wheeled Loader
•    Snow-Clearing & Runway Maintenance – Plow Truck c/w Sweeper and Snow-Blower
•    Construction & Landscaping– Cats (Large and Small), Front-End Loader and Skid-Steer
•    Steam Powered Destroyer – Boilers, Turbine Engine, Turbo-alternator, Evap-plant
•    Fire Apparatus – Pumper Trucks, Crash Vehicles, Hydraulic & Pneumatic Rescue Tools

LICENCES & RECORD
•    Class 4 with a clean abstract  (A few traffic tickets but no DUI – Ever)
•    Passport & Bondable

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Lotto Mania

by russelltwyce on Aug.20, 2010, under Money

What if you could win lottery prizes 50% of the time?

What would your life be like if you could apply the law of attraction to lotto results? Manifesting works in some mysterious ways. What if your attracting money has brought you to this web page?

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When I shower at night

by russelltwyce on Jul.28, 2010, under b4Ugo

When I shower at night, I think of you. Most will have no idea what I’m talking about but you do. While showering in the morning, my mind is on the coming day. EFF! This was a much better idea for a post while I was actually in the shower, but now is is turning out lame. Oh well. I’ll leave it here for now and head off for my evening shower. And I’ll think of you, naturally.

BTW, last night I won $1100.00 in the casino last night. Wouldn’t you like to have the law of attraction working for you, instead of against? It’s like the difference between showering in the morning or in the evening.

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Are you attractive to the law of attraction?

by russelltwyce on Jul.10, 2010, under Law of Attraction

Magnetize your Attraction Factor

Do you suppose the law of attraction is just a pool of good luck? Well, it is. But like a wishing well, you need to toss in a coin to activate the manifesting properties. >>>>————>

Do you know what happens when you rub two pennies together? A slight magnetic field is created. The charge is too small to be measured but if you recall your high school physics, proven theory tells you that a current WILL be brought into existence. Find a penny, pick it up, and all the day you’ll have good luck — as the freshly found coin rubs against others already in your pocket. Think about it. NO! I mean REALLY think about it and what it means to the law of attraction.

For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction. That is another verified scientific fact. BUT, an action in the material world you’re living in also has an effect in the non-material ethereal universe and that reaction is the opposite. For example, if you give something in the material world, then you have less of what you gave, by the exact amount you contributed. The effect in the manifest universe is quite different though. There you have more of what you gave and as the opposite of equal is not equal to, you will have a credit of a value greater than you sacrificed – VASTLY greater.

So the only question is how can you attract the huge sum of law of attraction profit that is likely sitting in your ethereal account (karma). My answer is – ‘Why should I tell you?’ What have you ever done for me?

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Happy Slavery And Corruption Day

by russelltwyce on Jul.01, 2010, under Editorial Posts

To All Canadians on July 1st

At midnight on June 30, the Canadian dictatorship pays for fireworks to celebrate the fact that the Canadian people are still stupidly oblivious to the fact that they are owned by a criminal gang of thieves. HIP HIP HURRAY!

Law and punishment are the method by which a master controls a slave. Taxation is the way a noble squeezes money from an owned serf, the fact of the landlord being a baron or a parliament of liars makes no difference. When a business, organization or wealthy person pays a politician to garner special favor or unfair advantage, as ALL political party sponsors ARE doing, it IS corruption.

Law is a grossly imperfect means of providing social order that is based on slavery principles – there is a much better alternative. Democracy would be a far superior and non0corrupt form of public administration – if we actually had a true democracy.

So celebrate your forced indenture to a heinously corrupt party system of dictatorship government. Watch the fireworks that mark 143 years of serfdom.

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The REAL Terrorism

by russelltwyce on Jun.20, 2010, under b4Ugo

The only true terrorists are the fear-mongering media that is propping up the illegitimate governments.

Phone this Terrorism TIPS line and report the government for committing greed and hate crimes against the citizens.

Can anyone who has actually read 1984 not equate the fictional Osama Bin Lauden with the Emmanuel Goldstein character that the mind controlling government invented to prop up their illegitimate regime?

Phone the terrorism tip line and blow a raspberry into the phone operator’s ear and say – “your boss is the terrorist.”

Terrorism TipLine 1-800-420-5805

Call now and report your supposedly elected representative for crimes against humanity!

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Rethinking Psychology

by russelltwyce on Jun.17, 2010, under Editorial Posts

Suppose Psychology Theory is Totally WRONG!

The supposed science of psychology is about as advanced as alchemists were when they were trying to convert lead into gold. Take a clear-eyed look around our retarded society and compare what you see to what is taught in universities about psychology. I suspect the problem with psychology is that the corrupt political systems can’t allow people to realize what is ACTUALLY causing most social woes. The rule of law is the MAIN problem. Get rid of that and our world would be a much better place.

The sciences generally scoff at spirituality and that is fine for the physical realm. However, even if our spirits do not derive from a deity they are at least based in the minds and the quackery science of psychology patently refuses to take souls into account. Frankly, trying to understand a human psyche without factoring in the spirit, is like trying to scientifically study light bulbs – while refusing to acknowledge that electricity exists. In harsher words, the entire field of psychology and psychologists are butt heads with their heads up their butt holes.

Yes, human beings are members of the animal kingdom and as Dr Pavlov determined, we do salivate like dogs when shown a juicy treat and we are also subject to classical conditioning. Capitalist governments took that knowledge and have conditioned people to accept a completely corrupt system as benign. But does a dog or a monkey have a soul? What if people have spirits with an intellect that is secondary (or even primary) to the electrical functioning in the organic brain? Is there a think-tank somewhere theorizing on this possibility? Of course there isn’t, because as I said in the previous paragraph, all psychologists take a proctological stance by inserting their craniums up into their rectal cavities.

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Fresh Insight on Attraction Law

by russelltwyce on Jun.02, 2010, under Law of Attraction, b4Ugo

The Truth about Attraction Law

Honestly people, most of what you read or buy about the Law of Attraction is utter and complete garbage! Let’s play a game of ‘truth or fiction’ regarding the Attraction Law and we’ll see how you do at picking the true facts.

1. Anyone can work the law of attraction but you must do it correctly.
WRONG! (Okay, it is half right. Anyone can attract with the secret but you don’t need to do it correctly. That bit is nonsense intended to SELL information on the Attraction Law.)

2. The Law of Attraction will give you what you want for nothing – er – after you’ve bought our ebook.
WRONG! (Again, you don’t need any super-duper ebooks or online courses to teach you how to think properly to send a request to the Attraction Law order desk. But the money or favors you want the Law of Attraction to provide is also NOT FREE! – See Question 3 for info on what the Attraction Law actually charges.)

3. Money and goodies will flow to you automatically when you know how to use the Law of Attraction.
WRONG! (There is a cost for EVERYTHING you receive from the Attraction Law BUT the currency you use to pay is not money, gold or anything else material – the true fact is that you must EARN all you get from the secret.)

4. Rich people have been using the Law of Attraction to reap rich rewards.
WRONG! (I like this one. Yes, rich people get money they haven’t earned but it is not in reward, the extra cash is a punishment for their hoarding more than they can possibly use. Think about it. What real good is more money when you already have far more than you need? Any extra is just additional weight on a millstone that will drag a soul down into hell.)

How did you do in this very short truth or fiction game on attraction facts? Did the true facts on the Law of Attraction I presented come as a surprise to you? Google will automatically place ad links on this page to buy law of attraction stuff – I DON’T recommend any of them. Instead, I suggest you spend your attraction law money by clicking the ‘Subscribe’ button at the top right.

Let me now ask you this commentary question – Please think about it.
“If Joe Viagra and Bob Proctologist are actually enjoying the ‘abundance’ of the Law of Attraction that they are trying to sell you, then why can’t they afford to give their amazingly good Attraction Law information away for free?” (Yes. I also charge for my Attraction Law services but true fact is there is a HUGE difference – I’ll explain it on another post.)

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Snot Totally Your Fault

by russelltwyce on Jun.02, 2010, under b4Ugo

You parents are partially responsible for your congenital stupidity but the school system also spoon fed you boogers of incorrect information. But if you had possession of your own thought processes, you could have questioned the validity of the garbage that was being crammed into your manipulated brain. I doubt if I am of a supremely high raw intellect but I at least know what is true and what is trash. You don’t seem to know bull Shit from Brown Sugar – so I’ll pass on having an oatmeal breakfast at your house.

LOL! I love that paragraph. But why am I calling you stupid?

You are retarded by the society you live in which is regressive and founded on untrue principles. You intrinsically know that statement is true but you swallow the crap and pretend that it makes logical sense. It snot completely your fault but your professing that bullshit smells like lilacs shows that your nose is up society’s rump and that is utterly your bad. We hill all live in a much better world when that which is crap, is flushed into history’s sewer.

‘Party politics is democracy.’ The propaganda school system drums this untrue statement into impressionable young minds but the statement is patently untrue. Party politics is a corrupt party dictatorship where the party sponsors set ALL the main policy. Acknowledge some truth to yourself and we as a world will be on the path to actual freedom and a true democracy.

Click the Subscribe button at the upper right of this page to join a group of people who have brains they know how to actually use.

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Save the World and Earn as You Learn

by russelltwyce on May.31, 2010, under Editorial Posts

The world we live in is one badly screwed up place. Our school systems teach propaganda to perpetuate the slavery to corrupt power systems. Poverty and drugs have turned the streets into ghettos. What do we do? Well, the Law of Attraction has provided an answer. It is fairly complicated and I’m not going to explain it to the masses – BUT – you can earn as you learn.

You can become affluent while helping to save the world and it won’t cost you much in either your time or your money. Together, we can harness Law of Attraction’s awesome power to achieve a positive change in society and in your personal wealth.

I know this isn’t a slick sales website utilizing all the power-sales features you would normally see. I won’t send you to a site selling Law of Attraction material either because I see most as having it wrong and honestly, you really don’t need to understand the law of attraction to have it work for you. All you need do is to steer your life in a good direction and I’ll help you to do that. And the rest – Well – you will earn as you learn.

How do you start? I wish I could tell you outright but we both know how the internet works. If I explain to much in the open, then suddenly six slick websites will open to sell you what I’ve given out for free. I don’t play that game. You start by getting involved. Subscribe to my system by clicking the above right link. And you will earn as you learn more from there. The Law of Attraction functions on a different coin than money. We start there and so we also help to save the world in the process.

Click the Subscribe Button Now. We all want to live in a better world.

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